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asd123123sadzkmxkclekrmds:

dog goes woof
cat goes meow
i wipe my brow and i sweat my rust
cow goes moo
the chemicals

shouldhavebeenfictional:

AmazingPhil and danisnotonfire in The Forever Train

I DIDNT EVEN REALISE IT WAS DAN AND PHIL

(Source: philplstrs)

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leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

"im not a feminist"

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hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

(Source: evaunit08)

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fruitcrocs:

fruitcrocs:

i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together

i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart

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shubbabang:

those times when you stretch and end up cracking a joint so loud its just

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brace yourselves… w i n t e r   i s   c o m i n g

(Source: mycroftly)

thecutestofthecute:

awwww-cute:

who wore it better wednesday

A true masterpiece.

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD

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harrygilmore:

rickriordamnit:

petition for australia to host a winter olympic games

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delicatemotion:

randomstuff134:

sodamnrelatable:

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

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some scientists agree that if you saw a clone of yourself, you wouldn’t recognise it as you, because our idea of what we look like is so different from what we actually look like

This gave me anxiety

Will you watch your ruddy language? My ears are not a toilet.

(Source: britishcomedyoverflowing)

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itsbetterthananal:

im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it

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(Source: 270293)

insanosylum:

sounds about right

(Source: insanosylum)