Please don’t vote yes in the referendum because you are sick of David Cameron and the tories because they’ll be gone by the next election so a yes vote for that reason is a very permanent solution to a temporary problem

ledaclones:

it’s the scottish independence referendum tomorrow

or as i like to call it

the great british break off

ardatli:

sciencefictionbaby:

this next trick is a little something i like to call “bulking out my bibliography with articles I barely looked at”

“Works Sighted”

fleur: oh, i have to breathe underwater for an hour? better get myself a bubble of air!
cedric: yeah, bubble charm seems like the best solution.
harry: see i didn't think of that but i do have this handy plant.
everyone: what about you, viktor?
viktor: IM GONNA BE A FUCKING SHARK

vvhitehouse:

attracted to men sexually, repelled by men emotionally

condensedbloodmilk:

onlinegf:

why are 15 year olds so angry

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unclefather:

i don’t read “uwu” as a smiley face in my head i read it as “ooo woo”

kingloptr:

fruitappreciation:

omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now

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YOU’LL SEE!!!! THEY’LL ALL SEE!!!
a passionate eye doctor as he throws glasses into a screaming crowd (via richarcl)

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